Why fuck with a single father trying his best to raise a daughter? Everbody knows that eating a straw hat is only suitable as punishment for kissing rocks. I am not familiar what the best use for the blinding stew is, but I suspect it isn’t as a deterrent for hair masticators.
Based on the handwriting being the same for each of the responses, and the humor in child biting hair clip art: this never happened, and the “father” created this whole piece, poster, responses and all. I wouldn’t worry too much.
Why fuck with a single father trying his best to raise a daughter? Everbody knows that eating a straw hat is only suitable as punishment for kissing rocks. I am not familiar what the best use for the blinding stew is, but I suspect it isn’t as a deterrent for hair masticators.
The blinding stew is for when your kid eat rocks
Ah. That makes sense.
Based on the handwriting being the same for each of the responses, and the humor in child biting hair clip art: this never happened, and the “father” created this whole piece, poster, responses and all. I wouldn’t worry too much.
Just roll with it.
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