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I went to restock on my pitstick and I struggled to find it due to the redesign
I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it as it now looks so damn similar to one of friend’s suits
I went to restock on my pitstick and I struggled to find it due to the redesign
I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw it as it now looks so damn similar to one of friend’s suits
I once had a deodorant whose scent was “trench warfare”. Gave me a little chuckle every time. I think my current scent is “Livid Monarchism” or something. Lavender is nice too though.
Uhhh that gun powder, piss and death scent 🥵
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Don’t forget the sweet but savory smell of mustard gas
I get that after eating a hot pastrami sandwich.
Mmmm spicy wind.
Mixed with crotchrot
I have a facial cream “for men”, the sales pitch was how it shields your skin when braving sharp winds and weather xD
I’m pretty sure you could sell bubbly baths to men, just by arguing about the heat insulation of the foam and how much more effective it is to keep the water warm
or a tactical bra that keeps you ergonomic and secuted
in case you need to run up and down a flight of stairs to rescue a family of 5 from a burning building
Cool, I’m going to need way more abstraction and euphemism to shelter the tissue of masculinity I cloak myself in though 😎
Does it do a better job than Vaseline?
Yes, company, please tell us all what “naval supremacy” smells like
Mine’s leather and cookies.