• halvar@lemy.lol
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    3 days ago

    Using my time machine I tried to contact all the great minds of the past but they all got stuck in their thought process when I told them about the moonlanding. Then I’ve gone to some other dudes and tried not telling them about the moonlanding, but they kept asking so it seems most philosophers were just interested in philosophy as a side gig while they couldn’t think about what’s on the moon.

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      3 days ago

      Stop!! You are disrupting the timelines too much! If you create any more temporal paradoxes the universe is gonna collapse.