are we sure we didn’t confused for a giant piece of shit?

I guess it’s a matter of perspective.

What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?

Hmmm, no. Not a dung beetle at least, it was an European mole cricket, cool dude, I still don’t know where he was trying to go.

Maybe a little moisturizer?

I had one of the shimmering metalic emerald green species land on my shirt this summer and it was honestly one of the highlights of my year. “THAT FIGURES!” I thought, even the animal kingdom agrees I’m a piece of shit.

I just appreciate that they prevent flies.