• BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    because eating queso is what separates the men from the boys. you get optimal cheese coverage on every chip. 100% cho, 0% nah.

    when he’s a man he can set reasonable goals, like being five percent butter

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        Some assumptions and math: 4.535924 kilos = 10 pounds. Butter is 0.95 kilo per liter. That’s 4.31 liters butter. Assume 180 pounds human, 10 pounds butter, 10 pounds garlic seems to have the right ratio (maybe a little low on garlic). Garlic is 0.57 kilos per liter. 4.535924 kilos of garlic is 2.59 liters of garlic. Total 6.90 L garlic butter. The human gastrointestinal tract holds: stomach = ~1.5L small intestine = ~2L large intestine = ~2L total 5.5L. We would need 1.4 L more to fit this all comfortably. That’s just one extra stomach. In this article I will demonstrate…