There’s a joke in french where a guy visits the doctor, and goes “when I touch here it’s painful… and also here… here as well…” and the doctor goes “show me your finger, it’s broken”
interesting, i knew it in a longer form:
If you meet one asshole in a day, then you met an asshole.
If all day all you meet is assholes, you’re the asshole.
Yeah when I was a kid my dad used to say, “If everywhere you go, you’re surrounded by asshole, you need to take your head out of your ass.”
I never heard that one! I only ever encountered “If everywhere you walk smells like shit, you better check your own shoes.”
I don’t know which one I like most. Both gets the point across well!
There’s a joke in french where a guy visits the doctor, and goes “when I touch here it’s painful… and also here… here as well…” and the doctor goes “show me your finger, it’s broken”
Lmao that’s a good one!
My dad said the same thing, except he was always the biggest asshole in the room.
Narcissism is the strongest drug I know of. But everyone was a narcissist except him, according to him.
I’m glad he’s dead now.
interesting, i knew it in a longer form: If you meet one asshole in a day, then you met an asshole. If all day all you meet is assholes, you’re the asshole.