• prettybunnys@piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      Yes, but they don’t like taking bribes directly so you’ll have to use their proxy.

      I am their proxy.

      So direct all bribes to me.

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        3 days ago

        I stuck as many coins as I could find on my laptop keyboard and closed the lid to fax everything to you. Now I’m typing from my phone because my laptop screen suddenly stopped working right when I was being ready to send you my bribe. How am I supposed to send you the bribe now? I can’t get anything to fit in the USB C slot, except for this stupid charger…