On the floor
At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs
Spider gang, no doubt
I’m staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.
Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.
Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.
As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!
At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats
Moths. AKA goth butterflies.
Actually butterflies are moths
Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.
When they’re just sitting still being chill they’re actually quite adorable.
You mean glam butterflies
Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
Where’s the wasp table!?
They are doing meth in the toilets
I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.
Love how you snuck in the correction there. Classy 👌 Have my up vote. ❤️✌️
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.
There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.
None of this makes me want to share a table with them.
The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
If I can’t get Absolute Radience in godhome a cafeteria will have to do.
The beetles and the bees won’t eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.
Where’s the lightning bug table?
