At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs
Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.
On the floor
I’m staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.
Spider gang, no doubt
Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.
As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!
Truly they’re not scary in person. They’re very gentle when they crawl on you. They’re very good at camouflaging in bushes, so it’s a fun activity to look for them.
Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.
At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats
Moths. AKA goth butterflies.
Actually butterflies are moths
Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.
When they’re just sitting still being chill they’re actually quite adorable.
You mean glam butterflies
Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
If I can’t get Absolute Radience in godhome a cafeteria will have to do.
The beetles and the bees won’t eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.
I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.
Love how you snuck in the correction there. Classy 👌 Have my up vote. ❤️✌️
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
Where’s the wasp table!?
They are doing meth in the toilets
Moths!
Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.
