In case someone feels adventurous, there are acrobatic kites you can buy off Amazon or whatever that cost less than $300, and you can buy battery powered LEDs with wifi control, and you attach the latter to the former and go to the beach near restricted airspace and you can fly them like 1200 feet in the sir at night with those laser LEDs and you can freak out a whole Eastern seaboard and gain national interest at the highest levels, and the sweet part is you bring a bunch of friends and you have a cookout and weed and booze and when the army choppers turn up, you just click the button, LEDs go dark, you cut the string, kick the handle into the sea, and when you get interrogated by a USAF tactical squad all the evidence is gone and you can just eat the rest of the burgers and drink the rest of the beers and smoke the rest of the spliff.
AND PICK UP YOUR TRASH BEFORE YOU LEAVE AND TAKE IT WITH YOU OR PLACE IN DESIGNATED BINS
In case someone feels adventurous, there are acrobatic kites you can buy off Amazon or whatever that cost less than $300, and you can buy battery powered LEDs with wifi control, and you attach the latter to the former and go to the beach near restricted airspace and you can fly them like 1200 feet in the sir at night with those laser LEDs and you can freak out a whole Eastern seaboard and gain national interest at the highest levels, and the sweet part is you bring a bunch of friends and you have a cookout and weed and booze and when the army choppers turn up, you just click the button, LEDs go dark, you cut the string, kick the handle into the sea, and when you get interrogated by a USAF tactical squad all the evidence is gone and you can just eat the rest of the burgers and drink the rest of the beers and smoke the rest of the spliff.
AND PICK UP YOUR TRASH BEFORE YOU LEAVE AND TAKE IT WITH YOU OR PLACE IN DESIGNATED BINS