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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 26 天前

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  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

    • Natanael@slrpnk.net
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      Surprise trinary!

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        26 天前

        Ternary?

        • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s tertiary to you, pal.

          • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            🫦 Tertiary 🫦 https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw?t=246

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      *crying in IPv4 subnet calculations

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      …and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

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  • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.

  • melfie@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me of this:

    • anguo@piefed.ca
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      Pretty sure he’s ordering 6 in this image.

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        From his perspective, he orders 4.

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          But if he twitches and puts his fingers closer together, he orders 3.

      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        You mean 7 beers.

      • madjo@feddit.nl
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        he’s ordering 7, I think, if you count the thumb.

        • anguo@piefed.ca
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          I don’t see it… Two fingers and thumb make VI.

          • madjo@feddit.nl
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            I actually forgot about Roman numerals for a second.

  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

      • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        The old Monty Beerhall problem!

    • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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      These logic problems reminds me of those Ted-ED riddles.

      (anyone here watched Ted-ED videos? its not just me being weird right?)

      • AEsheron@lemmy.world
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        I wish they’d post them more than once a year these days…

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Just make sure you don’t confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there’s anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it’s not affiliated. Just FYI

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      Oh this is a good one

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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

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      Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

    • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      In the UK, a reversed V sign is the equivalent of “the finger”, so this is already plenty offensive to me

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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Looks like 12 to me

      • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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        … Maybe.

        It really depends on, which is the most significant bit… I mean finger.

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          Most significant digit?

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      That’s the German 6!

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        I’m German and I didn’t know we can count to 720 with our hands…

        !Explanation: An exclamation mark marks factorial, and 6 factorial is 720.!<

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    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      🖕beer please

    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      👏👏👏👏👏👏

      • tomiant@programming.dev
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        Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

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          Customer is always right

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    That is actually 5, in Latin.

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    Off by one error

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      Thats what I thought at first

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar…

    • tomiant@programming.dev
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      A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

      He also walks out of the bar.

      At the same time.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

        A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

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          Hahahahahaha!

          How surprised they must have been!

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

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      Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

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        In the image he isn’t using his thumb to count, so 2 would be the middle finger.

        • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Why would you count with only 4 fingers when the hand has 5?

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            I think it’s because in the UK they start counting (regularly) with the index finger, so the regular binary two would look unnatural in context

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  • Slyke@programming.dev
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    Never ask for 2 beers though.

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      ok sign with middle finger…

      my more practical finger binary system would have op show 6 beers. 3 beers would be thumb and forefinger. System is digits forward to enemy have missing fingers be 0, raised 1.

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    So binary is French? That’s legit 3 in French

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      Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡

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        Weird, thumb out is 3 in ASL (a french sign derived language), but thumb in that position reads as a really weird 2 to me

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          That actually makes sense to me — ASL retains the “thumb = 1” system present in most of Europe.

          The programmer is using what I’d call an “Anglo” two. It’s what I grew up with in North America.(see the Inglourious Basterds three finger scene for reference)

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    This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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      Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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        That’s because of how the number 2 is represented.

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