Rose@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agoAncient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgotmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.68Karrow-down15file-text
arrow-up11.68Karrow-down1imageAncient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgotmedia.piefed.socialRose@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square111fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoThat’s why board executives and business are so excited about it
minus-squaresaarth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoThey can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoWhy would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!
minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoIt’s not my fault I was just following orders It’s just company policy It’s just a misstep in the algorithm
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI’m sorry the computer said layoffs so… Get fucked.
minus-squareEightLeggedFreak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoAi says you’re not a citizen. Deported.
That’s why board executives and business are so excited about it
They can finally get rid of McKinsey and blame it on cheaper and faster trendy butthole logo of the month.
Why would they get rid of McKinsey? That would make dinner at the club super awkward!
It’s not my fault
I was just following ordersIt’s just company policyIt’s just a misstep in the algorithm
I’m sorry the computer said layoffs so… Get fucked.
Ai says you’re not a citizen. Deported.