Why you should know: There was a fair vote on the issue tracker, but Microsoft just ignored it and chose git lfs (GIT for Large File Systems) instead. Issue is still open though…
Context for the uninitiated: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface
“VFS for Git” doesn’t even meet the first two of the three guidelines. And it’s questionable how descriptive it is (I suppose Real Programmers™ would know what VFS are or why you’d want some, but I sure don’t).