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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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    However many is fatal.

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      42 times a day if I recall correctly

      Edit: remembered correctly

      https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/

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        he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

        I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

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          I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

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            One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.

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              The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

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            I feel like it means he’s happy with a pretty sprite

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            CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

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              I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know

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        How did they count though…

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        “regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

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