Not really true, it’s definitely possible for a less dense object to fall faster than a denser one. A drop of water will fall faster than a parachute made of nylon, which will fast much faster than a glider plane made of metal.

Nope, denser objects fall faster than less dense ones (through the air).

Technically it’s objects with a higher mass-to-drag ratio, but most of the time it’s close enough

I’ll still choose to be hit by the feathers.