Men will literally eat at Arby’s instead of going to therapy

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    2 days ago

    New safety regulations require that an Arby’s drivethrough route shall include at least one PHQ-9 kiosk on the way out before returning to a roadway. They recommend adding more in parallel for a location with high traffic but current trends suggest that one per restaurant will be sufficient for years to come.

    An on-site therapist will be available during normal business hours to meet with customers upon request. This is also directly offered to those whose questionnaire scores reach a threshold determined by regional protocols. Locations with extended late night or 24-hour operations will offer these services by private video teleconference with appropriately-licensed or certified personnel.