Men will literally eat at Arby’s instead of going to therapy
It’ll be the lights above the Arby’s for me.
Went to an Arby’s once. I was like, “this is it? This is just a bunch of stale-looking beef between two slices of bread.”
…If there is anything worse than the sandwiches, it is the sausages which sit next to them. Joyless tubes, full of gristle, floating in a sea of something hot and sad, stuck with a plastic pin in the shape of a chef’s hat: a memorial, one feels, for some chef who hated the world, and died, forgotten and alone, among his cats on a back stair in Stepney. The sausages are for the ones who know what their sins are and wish to atone for something specific.
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The only fast food that made me feel sick while eating it. All the others were polite enough to wait a few hours. Pretty sure it is toxic.
We’ve got the meats!
That sounds like a serious medical issue. They should talk to a doctor about that…
For a while I’d grab Arby’s after therapy sessions, as I headed home. It was right there, it felt convenient. This has completely reframed those visits for me. Shit.
My friends all know my Taco Bell depression scale.
man I really want some arby’s now, those cheap beef and chedders where my favourite growing up
I like Arby’s. Just don’t use their in-house sauces. 🤷♂️
Their sauce is the only reason I go there.
Me putting horsey sauce on everything 👀
Their ruben is shockingly not bad for what it is
I had one on a road trip once and now it’s just what I get from them if I’m feeling it
Looks pretty good compared to the typical fare on r/kitchencels.
New safety regulations require that an Arby’s drivethrough route shall include at least one PHQ-9 kiosk on the way out before returning to a roadway. They recommend adding more in parallel for a location with high traffic but current trends suggest that one per restaurant will be sufficient for years to come.
An on-site therapist will be available during normal business hours to meet with customers upon request. This is also directly offered to those whose questionnaire scores reach a threshold determined by regional protocols. Locations with extended late night or 24-hour operations will offer these services by private video teleconference with appropriately-licensed or certified personnel.
reminds me of this video:
warning: very loud audio, flashing lights, may cause mental anguish
