My fellow penguins,

I have been pwned. What started off as weeks of smiling everytime I heard a 7-10s soundbyte of Karma Factory’s “Where Is My Mind” has now devolved into hearing dashes and dots (Morse Code) and my all-time favorite, a South Park S13: Dead Celebrities soundbyte of Ike’s Dad saying, “Ike, we are sick of you talking about ghosts!”

It’s getting old now.

I feel like these sounds should be grepable in some log somewhere, but I’m a neophyte to this. I’ve done a clean (secure wipe >> reinstall) already, the sounds returned not even a day later.

Distro is Debian Bookworm. So how do I find these soundbytes? And how do I overcome this persistence? UFW is blocking inbound connection attempts everyday, but the attacker already established a foothold.

Thank you in advance. LOLseas

  • entwine@programming.dev
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    15 hours ago

    lmao this is a targeted campaign to fuck with you. Look at people in your circle of family/friends/acquaintances/enemies and you’ll find your suspect. Real viruses don’t do anything as remotely entertaining as this, they just steal your passwords/crypto/etc, ransomware your files, or turn your PC into a botnet for internet spam or mining.

    Download a fresh install of debian, flash it onto a usb, and do a reinstall. Use different root/user passwords that you’re certain nobody knows, and ensure you lock the computer whenever you step away. Also, obviously, be careful with what software you’re installing.