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minus-squareDenjin@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up283·2 months agoWhat an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.
minus-squareLazycog@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up200·2 months agoYeah. I would have fired them on the spot. Why? Because if they came early it means that they not busy enough in their own life. If life’s not a one big hustle for you, you are not even trying. (/s just incase)
minus-squaresilly goose meekah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·2 months agoThis reads like it came straight off of linked in. Perfection.
minus-squareundeffeined@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI know this is sarcasm but the point of the lunatic was that he wanted them to come on Monday, a full day before.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNot that this actually happened of course, but if somebody genuinely worked like that, you wouldn’t want to work for them. You’d probably end up stabbing them in the eye with a rusty fork, and no one would blame you.
minus-squareundeffeined@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOh yeah, definetely, it would be horrible
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 days agoI know you don’t have a laptop or a desk or email yet. Oh, and you’re not in the payroll system, but if you want to stand around all day not getting paid, I won’t stop you.
What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.
Yeah. I would have fired them on the spot.
Why?
Because if they came early it means that they not busy enough in their own life.
If life’s not a one big hustle for you, you are not even trying.
(/s just incase)
This reads like it came straight off of linked in. Perfection.
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I know this is sarcasm but the point of the lunatic was that he wanted them to come on Monday, a full day before.
Not that this actually happened of course, but if somebody genuinely worked like that, you wouldn’t want to work for them.
You’d probably end up stabbing them in the eye with a rusty fork, and no one would blame you.
Oh yeah, definetely, it would be horrible
I know you don’t have a laptop or a desk or email yet. Oh, and you’re not in the payroll system, but if you want to stand around all day not getting paid, I won’t stop you.