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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·8 hours agoEveryone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
minus-squarebulwark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 hours agoI let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
minus-square𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 hours agoThis is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
minus-squarepfwood178@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·8 hours agoEveryone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 hours agolol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
minus-squarePaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoYou have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 hours agoThe way Samson would do it.
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 hours agoOh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands. Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoThis is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little. Oi! They’re both cunts!
minus-squarePart4@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoStrength and dexterous fine motor function.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 hours agoMake sure to get the same number of spots too.
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
In a vacuum
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
In a vacuum
Kids are total commies.
The way Samson would do it.
I think you mean Solomon.
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands.
Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
Fewer
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
I think Samson made my luggage.
Strength and dexterous fine motor function.
He didn’t personally build it.
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
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