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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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    Guys I asked ChatGPT for a secure code for my website; is this correct:

    if getting.hacked == true; don't

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        😂😂😂😂

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      Most InfoSec researchers are unaware that most hackers can be stopped by saying “please.”

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        “Remember kids: if you’re being robbed just say “no”. They can’t do anything without your consent”

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          echo "echo "\Please don't hack me. I'm just a little guy. 👶"\" > ~/.bashrc

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            Good that you escaped wrong, or you would have nuked your .bashrc.

            • \ comes before the thing you are escaping
            • > ⇒ overwrite from start. >> to append
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              You don’t have to explain that kind of stuff, you know. I understand the notion, but, I promise you, it is immaterial to the joke I was making on this shitposting forum.

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      The explicit comparison to true makes it even better.

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      I don’t know, I don’t know how to code.

      But I just asked Chat GPT and it said yeah.

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