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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 个月前

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 个月前
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    I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

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      alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”

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        you dare assume my package manager.

        alias stroke="rm"
        for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
        
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          I don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

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        technologic-

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      finger

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        fsck

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          mommy

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