Can’t you just read X instead?
Isn’t that what Sylvester Stallone’s mom did for a living?
Mighty Shai-hulud!
I’m a reading asshole, am I a science?
Your bumhole tells me you’re a skeptical. So I probably can’t interest you in a great wrinkle- removing miracle-cream? A smoother hole begets a healthier life, a higher libido and more financial stability in life.
From the chaote perspective, any dynamic system with chaotic properties can be used for divination. But a science? Nah.
I can tell by the flavour that a new love interest will come into your life imminently.
Not any more than palm reading is a science (it’s not.) It could be considered an art I suppose, but science needs to be things that can be tested and produce repeatable results.
“Science” has a rather strict “scientific” definition. Predictability, repeatability, etc. I don’t remember details.
It depends on whether the asshole has a title of Professor.
It can be considered pseudoscience. The question is - do we want to consider it at all?
Some people would. You know, for science.
