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Use the duck-sized horses
Ahh, the old “duck, duck, goose” gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
En passant
I think you’re ducked.
Duck it.
En pheasant
Obviously. Duh.
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
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Duck for cover.
It’s hopeless, you’re quackered.
Probably wait for white to move.
go get a drink, it’s a draw
You’re gonna need a lot of grapes…
and a lemonade stand
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
Quakers?!
En quackant.
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
This is pretty much book moves.
- Duck
