Ain’t my problem if people want to judge my fashion

Imagine getting PR’s against ur projects 😿

“fixed issue”

Ngl that’s like baby levels of nasty code. The real nasty shit is the stuff with pointless abstractions and call chains that make you question your sanity. Stuff that looks like it’s only purpose was to burn the clock and show off a niche language feature. Or worse than that even is when the project you inherit has decade old dependencies that have all been forked and patched by the old team

If all I had to worry about was organization and naming I’d be over the moon

And here I thought bats couldn’t get cuter. Now I’m learning we build little homes for them

Do people leave boxes for bats to sleep in?

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Who said it was a typo :p

Oh tiny piece of cardboard save us from the demons of fur and claw

Mine would require an impressive feet of lifting my legs above my desk

There are job postings that not only actively encourage it as part of the job description but ask that you be enthusiastic about it

I’ve gotten anywhere from 20k to 40k increases when I switch companies. If I stay I’m only getting the “standard” 2~4%

With cheeks like that does it matter?

Yeah I’m down

I know moniod and tensor… The rest is demonic

We love integration hell

Gross, but also neat

You broke the telescope

Full stack baby

The real horror is parsing an sql body as json