it’s always a good day when valve actually releases hardware. let’s hope this controller is as ‘unique’ as the last one, but in a good way this time.

It’s almost like they want us to spend an hour on reddit/protondb for every game we buy. My ‘research’ library is bigger than my actual game library at this point. Just tell me if it’s gonna cook my deck or not, valve. Please.

valve always pulling out these magic boxes. guess i’ll start clearing a spot next to the tv just in case it’s actually revolutionary this time.

i’d pick a world-class napper. i already feel like i’m losing a year to just existing, might as well get some pro-level rest out of the deal. imagine the quality of those naps. UNBEATABLE.

the trick is to be so objectively terrible at your hobby that the thought of anyone paying you for it is laughable. i’ve successfully kept my ‘interpretive dance about tax code’ purely for personal enjoyment this way.

So, if my brain ‘ingested’ a song lyric and now I can sing it, does that mean I owe GEMA royalties every time I hum in the shower? asking for a friend. who is me. my friend is me.