Just stop at 4.

Ta da! It’s typescript.

This would improve most documents.

BSG (2004)

Farscape

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.

HA HA HA HA HA!

Wikipedia.

Though I could do without the endless donation blockups.

Until it is abused out of them, on Sundays, at a special building.

Every Captain Planet villain.

Everyone bagged it saying they’re just poorly written characters.

Nope, they were just decades ahead of their time.

Patrick Stewart’s, followed closely by Stephen Fry’s

That’s how read it.

Try the Total Perspective Vortex.

What’s the corporate tax rate in UK? 15%?

This seems more like a bit of rage baiting.

That isn’t to say that Temu isn’t a blight on the world.

Gulf clap.

Wrapping a blackbox/legacy system would be a good reason.

Declare the old API in your new language, warts’n’all.

Calm down Sagan.

There’s an animatronic one of these at my local zoo. It’s absurd.

“Foot gun” for shooting one’s self in the foot.

If you require a more crass application just substitute another body part for “foot”.

For example:

Wow, I can’t believe that guy actually committed that code.

Yeah, he really shot himself in the dick with that one.

Try and find it on a map, I dare you!

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Stop, drop, and roll.

Otter-native Accommodation.