slowly the Trump administration began to understand the nature of Putin’s regime

That’s a very charitable way of interpreting Trump’s latest reversal. I’m sure she’s just being diplomatic, but she’s offering Trump and his ilk far more grace than they deserve. That alone is strength I don’t think I could match.

Menu translations are hilarious, but this does sound like an LLM mistook “chicken pops” for an eggcorn of “chicken pox” and described it accordingly, though it may not necessarily be the restaurant that used the LLM. It could also be an auto-generated summary from a search engine, for example.

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

Hands down best twist ending

A goddamn classic

This is beyond my comprehension.

I love how the complexity of life is taken as evidence of intelligent design, since that falls apart if you look at it more than a few seconds. My favorite example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which loops down your neck and comes back up for no good reason. Better yet, it’s the same for giraffes, which means they have a massively long nerve that goes all the way up and down its neck just 'cause. If an electrician wired something like that, their fellow workers would call them anything but intelligent.