Ypsilenna Gloomvale

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

It immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha 😂

I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂