Model B1D3N is working as designed

You can’t fool us, MEMPEB.

It does have some very unique features, like if you submit a print job that is larger than fifteen pages it goes on strike

Every headline I see about this gets more watered down

“Greta forced to use bathroom that hadn’t been cleaned in 6 hours, handed towel made in Israel to dry her face”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they were pricks to her, but I just saw three stories in a row, one that she had been beaten, one that she had be dragged by her hair, and now this one saying that her cell was dirty and she had to hold flags…

Bought a coke at a little corner store in Beijing. Asked for a straw. They brought a watermelon.

Can’t you install graphene on Pixel 6 and later?

Mmmm head cheese

Don’t be something or other, hey check out this week’s doodle!

bUt He WaVeD a FlAg!1!!

Just vultures, cranes, geese, ducks, kites, swans, condors…

I assume they have designed these in a way that doesn’t adversely impact migratory birds

Maybe what’s important is the axis we made along the way

Yeah this is clearly the work of Big Acetylsalicylic Acid

Why do I feel like inefficient access to the Pacific Northwest suits all involved?

What a beautiful sight.

It’s too bad Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood is such a flimsy underrepresentation of the average American oil tycoon

Wdym by that last part?

That might be because there’s a huge Irish diaspora in Mexico

Or it might be because these D average high school late graduates can only see things through one lens

Connedicut

Was this whole post just an elaborate shot at shadow puppeteers?

The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…