Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Are there any that have a top knot or fauxhawk though? Asking for a friend.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

I guess we gotta burn that bridge when we come to it.

Why does he look so much like Pete Davidson