Check out the funky bathrooms as well: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7226-Lakewood-Blvd-Dallas-TX-75214/26702400_zpid/
We’ve got these three different designs of tiles which would you like?
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I can’t decide if being on acid in that bathroom would be amazing or terrifying
Jesus. The outside I was like okay that’s fine, lots of trees, I like this.
And inside, oh boy I’d rather run through the building in outlast than live in that house. Wtf is going on with the door? Did someone draw a scene in dirt like they do on white vans? What’s with the tiles? Did they go into a closing down sale and just buy a few boxes of each tile they could then throw them at the wall like the Grinch sorting mail?
The walls. Moving on. I just can’t.
The stained glass window was pretty, till I noticed the middle design looked like tiddys.
I’m done with this house. Kill it with fire.
Holy shit $2.5mil for this!! Also did they put wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling?! This straight up looks like something from Psycho.
I’ve got to hand it to you @kittybeer you’ve got a great eye for the terrible!
Thanx! I’ve apparently discovered a new hobby.
“Artesian touches of the era …”
Well well well.
“show us on the doll where the artesian touched you”
That is a plaster wall treatment often used to hide imperfections. In this case waaaaayyyy over-used, which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
I really like the stained glass windows but the rest of it is pretty bad, esp at $2.5 mil.
Only in Texas …
which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
There’s a big diagonal crack running from corner of The Sinister Door that suggests there may be more hidden problems.
I missed that one. Was more focused on the walls under the stairs. Ugh.
The walls under the stairs - sounds like a horror movie.
And we see it truly is. 🤣
The titty stained glass windows are my personal favourites.
Did they popcorn the fucking walls in that bedroom?!
They are asking $2.5M for this? Holy shit.
I know. Crazy Yankees.
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It looks like they put the shittiest linoleum flooring imaginable on the walls lol
Kitchen walls look like a dirty protest.
Why not both?