Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
Hot dog
Not hot dog
Yo people would pay good money for that
Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input…
DixieGPT (dick-see)
How did this take place? Her security clearance let’s her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?
So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?
Doesn’t seem likely they would admit that much.
Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden
I mean, it’s been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.
I know but I think the general public doesn’t know or understand this. It’s still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.
But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don’t think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.
Linux is where a lot of the actually interesting stuff is, so I highly doubt they don’t have a bag of exploits for that.
You’re not wrong, but exploits get caught and patched more quickly than backdoors.
A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me… https://www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/
I remember another story as well, where the journalist actually walked up the hill that blocked the view of the facility and saw the construction. It had about the same focus, but didn’t go into as much detail on the computing side of the NSA, just their storage capabilities.
The knowledge that a government agency is recording everything is one of those existential horrors that slowly fades and just quietly lurks in your mind, hidden beneath the daily struggles and interests.
For those wondering, that’s 0.097 dic pics per male per day.
It’s a joke
Oh my sweet summer child
So many idiots deep diving this… it is from the onion- they make parody news. It’s not real.
Sad part is that it could be real these days. If they just used slightly less obvious language, so people are not certain what it means exactly. Microsoft and google are working with nsa of course, and Snowden showed that any nsa employee can look at anything.
She was just doin’ NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
don’t give sam altman any ideas
I saw that episode of Inside Job
I can’t remember that episode. Was it in the first season?
Season 1 Episode 4 - Sex Machina
If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.
*Polaroids of sacks…
FTFY
Sacks lol
She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
she just took home her work for the day
In Germany that might be illegal
But not because she takes work material home but because of employee rights
Americans: Worker’s rights?! I dunno’, sounds like some kinda’ regulation-thingy, and we don’t like people forcin’ their thingies on us…
Only the Americans who have been brainwashed. The rest of us are desperately trying to undo the damage they’re causing.
Yea, it’s just perpetually upsetting how many idiots think peoples’ struggles literally cannot be systemically caused. It’s always because someone didn’t work hard enough or is stupid, not because their boss failed to pay them a livable wage so they were SoL when the car broke down…
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.
wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it’s more likely than you think.
fake article from 2018 btw
Clearly says 2 days ago
haha u got me 😜
That’s a high number, Wang.
And strangely that is NOT numberwang!
It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That’s a very funny comma.
I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (https://youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I’m glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/0obMRztklqU
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Piped is currently not functioning, FYI.
deleted by creator
Ate the onion, which sucks because there are reported cases of employees spying/stalking exes and crushes
Funny how we can all go, “Yes, this is a possible thing”.
NSA and gov’t have too much data on us withouy warrants and using 3rd party companies.
Great post OP!
Now that’s a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!
It’s all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to wang@nsa.gov. So, they did!
We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
Don’t hate the player, hate the wang.
Nominative determinism