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Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Spaghetti-rule-cation

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Spaghetti-rule-cation

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Gork@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I want just 1 ridiculously long spaghetti noodle that everyone at the table shares.

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      there’s just 2 ends tho, and you wouldn’t cut spaghetti, right??

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        That would bring shame and dishonor to any Italian blood in you. Instead, you keep eating from opposite ends until you kiss, passionately.

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      Best I can do: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Poot8CUVyQ0

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      sadist

  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    They make cock measurement devices that work for that too.

    • WereCat@lemmy.world
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      Yes but what if you don’t have it? Are you not going to cook spaghetti?

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        Iono I’ll probably just jack off.

        • WereCat@lemmy.world
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          Fair enough.

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    Sometimes I eat enough that I have plenty of leftovers, and sometimes I eat enough that I’m confused as to why I have no leftovers.

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      Sometimes I don’t eat all the left overs for second and third dinner.

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    I always cook the whole package, which is usually about 500 g.

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    I intentionally cook an outrageous amount of spaghetti to save some for later. We are not the same.

    If you want to cook exactly the right amount and don’t have a spaghetti measurer just weigh them.

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      I freeze it in portions to take to work for lunch

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    Removed by mod

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    spaghetti grows on trees

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    IMHO A rough rule of thumb is the amount you can grab with just your pinkie finger is one portion for you

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      *a rough rule of pinkie

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    If you have one of those spaghetti scooper things (I forget what they’re called), that hole in the middle is used to measure out about one serving’s worth.

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    i usually aim for about 80g dry per person

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    Usually for me I make about 80g, that seems to always mostly be right

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    That’s a huge removed.

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