Meanwhile google:

we have hand picked a selection of 6 establishments in your area. They are:

• one high end establishment that costs $80 for a main
• a Chinese takeaway that is closed
• a bhan mi place that doesn’t actually exist any more
• a pizza chain
• somewhere affordable, within walking distance, but not what you feel like.
• an automotive bodywork shop

Food visible from orbiting map satellite is big food

Could be worse.

Yesterday I googled “food” in German on maps. It just showed me the northern city with the same name, and never in my life have I felt that stupid

Oink oink. People who search for food know what’s edible if you are desperate enough

And this is probably where Google makes a lot of its ad money