It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
Do you have a sink grinder/disposal? If it fell down there and turned on, that could do it, but I think the poster that mentioned it getting caught in a drawer is probably the best bet.
I don’t, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.
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Yo momma
You’re standing over ground water and should drill a well there
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.
That must be one helluva water source to get it to cross fork tines.
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
The forky bandit?
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
A Vulcan 🖖
Uri Geller. Run.
I cast James Randi.
Italian fork?
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
Hmm possibly? But I haven’t had the drawer be tough to open recently.
I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
Don’t have a dishwasher.
Uri Geller?
