“Let’s not call it what it is, but what I want you to believe it is because money”
Well, I’ll just start calling his company Microslop… Fuck you Nadella
Wait, what did Satya “Sloperator” Nadella say?
Well, then Microsoft should stop shoving AI slop into all its products. Windows Agentic AI Slop is something no one asked for.
in the enterprise space MS is pushing slop generators hard.
they call it ‘secure’, but in reality its just a firewall rule forcing you to use chatgpt on MS servers.
IT leadership does what it always does… go out and buy whatever MS is selling, bc that is the only thing they know how to do.
bla bla “investing in ai” bla bla.
the real fun starts when MS decides to stop burning countless billions $$$ and pass on the cost 💹 it’s going to be amazing to watch.
He’s definitely on my list of “Rich people whose opinions I give zero fucks about”
That’s a weird thing to say for him. I mean, most of the time someone says “AI Slop” it isn’t targeted at any of Microsoft’s products.
Not yet anyways… can you guys get a better CEO already?
Someone should tell this pick me that AI is crap.
nope

He wants everyone to become
prompt engineerssloperators.SLOPERATOR, thanks for this hahaha
Word of the year!
I love this term! It’s been added to my active lexicon!
Stop making AI slop first.
Microslop.
Then stop being a slopmonger.
“FRESH SLOP! GET YOUR SLOP HERE!” -Local Slopmonger
Classic CEO slop
There’s only one mention of the word “slop” attributed to Nadella in the entire piece. It’s this:
“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as “cognitive amplifier tools.” “…and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other.”
Now, that’s entirely meaningless corpospeak, but it’s also very clearly not “Nadella wants you to stop saying slop”.
But the article needed bait and nobody reads past the clickbait headline anymore. The intellectual laziness fuelling the slop isn’t exclusive of AI usage.
We suck at this.
I propose an oath, ok? You commit to not using GenAI in 2026… and also to not EVER comment on an article or social media post you haven’t read in full.
Deal?
I’d love that. On Reddit, I used to see dozens of upvoted comments by people who only read and believed the headline, all appearing before the first comment written by someone who had read the actual article.
another rich person telling us what to do
You know what, I’m gonna say slop even harder
Streisand effect has been invoked










