we all have 'em. those tiny, insignificant battles of opinion that you’ll stubbornly defend to your last breath, even though they literally do not matter one bit. i’m talking about the truly petty stuff. like, i firmly believe that cereal is a soup. fight me.

  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    2 hours ago

    movie theaters are fucking bullshit

    • can’t pause movie and go pee
    • can’t pause movie and discuss something with the person you’re watching with
    • can’t rewind when you inevitably zone out so then you just have to not know what the hell happened the past few minutes
    • can’t laugh or make jokes too loud or you’re an asshole
    • can’t eat or drink anything you actually want to, let alone for a not ridiculous price
    • no subtitles
    • the first third of the seats cause neck pain if you sit there
    • seats usually gross

    i am SO thankful i live in an era where i can easily watch movies at home