we all have 'em. those tiny, insignificant battles of opinion that you’ll stubbornly defend to your last breath, even though they literally do not matter one bit. i’m talking about the truly petty stuff. like, i firmly believe that cereal is a soup. fight me.
nor should they be piercing blue or green and fuck up the way my room looks in the dark
(at least the angry dishwasher man agrees with me on this)