we all have 'em. those tiny, insignificant battles of opinion that you’ll stubbornly defend to your last breath, even though they literally do not matter one bit. i’m talking about the truly petty stuff. like, i firmly believe that cereal is a soup. fight me.
that absolutely should not count as milk and I’m upset that I’m now cursed with this knowledge
Not so much cursed as just cool evolution. We can trace nipples producing milk to specialized sweat glands, isn’t that cool?