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As opposed to normal objects, the mass of a tennis ball is inversely proportional to its size.
Which scp is this?
To demonstrate gravitational pull, we have put two objects near each other. Note that only when the amount of hedgehog is increased to 800g is the gravity able to overcome the static friction both objects have due to being on a surface.
In the same vein:
“Practical illustration of deformation caused by gravitational tidal forces between two nearby, massive bodies. (scale greatly exaggerated)”
From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration.
By the 10th iteration it will have surpassed the mass of an average adult human.
And at the 21st, will be more massive than the largest Blue Whales.
Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most.
Gotta grow fast.
Igel.
Magical hog is shrinking tennis balls.
Despite repeated trials, the ATP decide that the new organic tennis balls were sadly too difficult to manufacture consistently.
Should’ve used bananas for scale instead
bananatennis ball for scalebanana ball?
If we make that slang for tennis ball then we’re molding the world to suit our memes.
Tennis ball, hedgehog for scale.
FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls!
Adjust cooking times as appropriate.
Do hedgehogs taste like pork?
I couldn’t tell you. But I do know they come with free toothpicks!
As long as they don’t taste like hedges
Used to have hedgehog flavour crisps.
Growing a hog









