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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

This problem gives the best hugs!

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This problem gives the best hugs!

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    It’s probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

    The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.

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      I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      USB or Bluetooth?

      • dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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        2.4Ghz wireless.

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      And once it’s sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.

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    Must have left some ports open

  • perishthethought@piefed.social
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    Maybe just let it REST?

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    Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to get rid of that python!

    import shutil
    import win32api
    shutil.rmtree('C:', ignore_errors=True)
    win32api.InitiateSystemShutdown()
    
    note

    code is human generated, cage free, “humanely” produced

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      I only use pasture raised software, cage free just doesn’t satisfy my itch for moral superiority.

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    deleted by creator

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    I have a ton of python experience.

    Uhm…

    Lemon curry?

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    You need a python expert with experience in not-breaking-stuff.

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