Is this part of the actual reason oracles stock has exploded?

Time for a new 1.2Gb Java TikTok app

And subscriptions

And forced billing

And ORA notification messages

They’re gonna make everyone download a new app that’s just for Americans so have fun with that. What sort of cool teen is excited about an OracleTok where they replaced Brazilian models with SQL lessons and propaganda chosen by a bunch of old ass fascists?

Man cannot live off sea shanties alone. We’ve proven that twice now. That’s why the meme went away and 18th century mutinies happened.

May ticktok die a horrendous death.

Oracle: Old Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

Guaranteed Oracle will do its best to marginalize 100% of all contributions while maximizing its profits.