White needs to mount a classic crusade.
I love the Crowley counter gambit here, especially against players in the 1400 to 1600 range. They seem to fall for it way more often than reasonable for their rating. Hubris or something; who knows.
I’ve collected at least three hundred souls so far with it.
Use pot of greed
Installing Debian on G6, a classic!
Uhhhggggg how many times must I say this, you’re not supposed to play chess on an ancient burial mound. Especially not on the 4th Friday on the second full moon when Ares is rising!
The best thing you can do at this point is concede that your soul now belongs to the Devil, but like, act like you’re really bored and apathetic during the whole ripping out your soul from your body ordeal (he hates that) and then challenge him to a best out of 3, saying next time if he wins you’ll go about it, but with like, a lot more feeling.
Good luck, hopefully he won’t whip out Bobby Fischer on you.
