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“NERVOUSNESS”
I’m always nervous when the doctor brings out the rectal dilator case
“FOR THE INTELLIGENT TREATMENT OF”
Shiver me timbers!
I guess if you were headed to prison you’d be less nervous
Anyone else read the label for laughs?
I could but at that size, angle, and picture quality — absolutely not.
The devices were held to be “dangerous to health when used with the frequency and duration prescribed, recommended or suggested in the labeling”, and the shipment was ordered to be destroyed.[4]
Are these what Hans Neiman used to cheat?
/ducks
I do not believe that this would help with nervousness.
If You use it in the morning, You live the rest of the day with a feeling, that the worst is behind You.
Or you could use a sausage and for the rest of the day the wurst is behind you.
If you use it in the evening, technically, the worst is still behind you
Sounds like you never had your prostate stimulated
What is the wooden lemon for?
Lemon parties
Is there a website where I could learn more about this?
It’s a game where you pass the lemon to a friend without it falling
Our record at the family reunion was 25 people in 7 minutes without dropping it.
I can only assume, “here, you’re gonna want to bite down on this.”
uh portable version?
It’s a decorative version of the real lemons professionals use to practice their media-face.
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I’m naming my next band DEFECTIVE ELIMINATION.
Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.
I feel like I could use one of these to cheat 🤔
Butt-unplugs?
anything is a chess set if you’re brave enough.
If the wooden lemon is to scale, then I’m gonna need the kids version.
Now you have me wondering if such a cursed item actually exists but I know better than to google what I would have to google.
Niemann CertifiedTM
You had me at Dr. Young’s Pile Ointment
